Wednesday, January 4, 2012

How to survive B.C.A.

Even if you aren't a student at Berean Christian Academy, it's still important to know what to do to not be written up and/or get made fun of by Coach. So I have taken it upon myself to help you out if you ever find yourself at Berean without knowing what to do.

Rule One: Abide by the dress code; in B.C.A. there is nothing that can ruin your day more than getting written up and sent to the office because of not wearing the proper attire....unless you don't care about getting in trouble, then it's not that bad.

Rule two: When you first arrive here, the Coach will probably have you do a bunch of errands such as: hauling tables up and down stairs, cleaning the basketball van, and (my personal favorite) hauling lockers to wherever they must go. And this kind of labor will continue throughout your stay at Berean.

And rule three: It never hurts to be an Arkansas Razorbacks fan just to please Coach: Coach has been a die hard Razorbacks fan for a loonngg time so if you want to suck up to him, Razorbacks stuff is the way to go.

Remember my friends, information is power and I hope this information is helpfull in your quest through Berean, may God bless you all.

Caleb Hoenshell

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